This holiday is feeling awesome. Last night Tim drove us into the city for dirty Thursdays at mono, it was one of those where everything just felt right.
I was annoyed though because I had the worst conversation ever with some guy. I was really into making fun of one of the mono regulars who is just such a tool. So this guy walks over to me and he was such a babe, and starts a conversation. He asked my name and I said something like "Real men dont need names we only need seman, to impregnate women" or something close to that. He didnt think it was funny and it just kept going, god it was just so painful.
Paula and I got a capsicum cocktail at press. It cost $23. thats one expensive drink. The glass was coated in salt and pepper and I had all this pepper on my lips and I kissed Tim, it was pretty abnormal.
We decided to leave, we went looking for the elusive giant dinosaur in Strathpine. We didn't find it but we did find a giant horse on top of a sign. It was pouring rain and we climbed up, it was like 1 or 2 storeys from the ground, and looking back remarkably dangerous.
We were sitting underneath the horse and it was bucketing rain, it was quite an odd place to be so we started making out. I drank maybe half a bottle of bacardi in the back of the car on the way back and we were going to Tims so I stopped and got my car, one of my New Years Resolutions can be to stop driving when Im off my face.
my mother would kill me.
