Recently I went on a holiday with some friends to Melbourne. The whole trip wasn't the holiday I had hoped for. I was meant to have been going with Zac but obviously wasn't, so I was stuck with two very happy couples. It was really fun for the most part but I found myself unbearably missing him.
The Melbourne cup was so windy. So very, very windy. I looked great though. I am featured in a news report about punters getting so drunk and messy at the cup, standing in the background looking dissaprovingly at the drunkards on the ground. A lot of retards used my feather eyelashes as an excuse to talk to me, which got a bit tiring having the same conversation over and over.
We went out that night, we went to a bar and this boy bought my table drinks and winked at me. This I ignored but enjoyed the beverages.
So it turns out Tib and Ton are really rascist, there was a lot of me getting offended and telling them to stfu.
We spent the first day in bars and playing drinking games in the hotel room, there was a lot of hilarious nudity. The second day was Melbourne cup, and the night out at clubs and bars. The last day we spent idling around the shops and sipping a lot of coffee. It was a lovely holiday, it was just painful for me.
Burney was wonderful and picked me up from the airport that night.
