Yesterday was kind of ridiculous.
It was off to a bad start, I'm not sure if I slept at all. I LOVE INSOMNIA!!
I get up and choose to wear my leopard print silk dress as a shirt with a skirt thats got a satin underlining and stocking. This was a poor choice, the static from the dress and the skirt kept zapping me, and I just made it to work when my stockings ripped.
On the train, I was feeling too anxious to read my book so all I had was my MP3 player to distract from the draining boring hour long ride. Yesterday the train was particularly crowded, which was bothering me and there was a slightly larger man sitting next to me invading my space. This trains cabin lights weren't working so when we went through the tunnel the train was pitch black and I knew there was crowds of people around me. So being the claustrophobic nut that I am, I slid between the seats as a coping mechanism I guess (Its become kind of a reflex I think, I duck). It was awkward for me and everyone around me when the lights came back on.
I decided to walk down to Queen Street to buy some ciggerettes and people watch on a bench. I'm smoking my ciggerette when this guy comes up and asks me for a lighter I look up and see this guy, who while admittedly was good looking, was a complete tool. He must have thought he was the modern day Fabio. He was wearing a business get up only with his button up shirt buttoned down to past his rib so that the wind would blow on his "rippled" chest. His hair was shoulder lengthed tied in a pony tail and slicked back and he was wearing those ridiculous overly large sunglass that are too reflective and dont have much of an indent in the middle, as well as those ridiculously large 'Italian" loafers that footy jocks wear when they go clubbing. I gave him the worst look of my LIFE and lent him the lighter, and for some fucking reason he sits next to me and is all like "SOOOoooo how u doin?" kind of thing. oh god. GROSE. I didn't say a word, got up and walked away. BURN!!
So I decide to cross the road to go to work when this woman is walking along in her nightgown, she had a walking frame and was horribly disabled. The red walking man light was on and it was peak hour traffic, this women walked across one lane and stood swaggering in the middle of the road while all these cars beeped and swerved around her. All the pedestrians were kind of just staring there in shock not really concerned for her welfare. I walked out and was trying to say come back, when the green man came on and she turned her WRATH on me. Only not really saying anything about what I had said about safety but about how she can handly anything because her husbands dead or something, either that or she was speaking in tongues.
Work sucked. I went to make coffee and pressed the wrong button and the big fat lesbian of the office was in the kitchen, she turned out to be a coffee nazi. She totally ruined the coffee and then the bosses were upset with me because it took me so god damn long. I hate being the office bitch.
I change my shoes before I walk over to the pick up point, the thongs I grabbed were leopard print (they werent mine they were just by the door) and the bra that I was wearing was leopard print as well. I dont even like leopard print, the walk was very self conscious. FUCK
I get home and my mum starts bitching the second I get in the door. Then she turned on me. Then she started yelling at me to cook dinner, and I said no I'll do it another time (she was nearly finished) So she went nuts at me and said I couldnt have any dinner. (she had regrets and saved me some)
So I went for a drive. I went to Rocksberg and a giant herd of cattle were in the middle of the road and I got stuck there for ages. they engulfed the car. I didnt want to beep at them in case they charged or something. It was pretty epic. They very very very slowly moved out of the way.
thats all. I guess it wasnt that weird.
