WEEKEND
art of fighting:
Start off by finishing work early, and going home to watch sixteen candles and drink half a carton of left over beer. I had planned on going in with T* to Art of fighting, but then Ly took me and he was meant to meet me in there. Go to Zoo, drink some more beer. Wander around see J & P who were tripping balls because they sniffed too many lines, we couldnt understand what they were talking about so we went and randomly met up with S (date boy) and had corona's with his friends. S ended up coming to art of fighting because he lost his ATM card and wanted to hang out with me. art of fighting were BEAUTIFUL, T* sent me a message half way through saying he accidently passed out and didnt wake up in time, you know, sorry sorry sorry blargh. S and I went to get Pizza and had a few cocktails in the bank with J & P dirty dancing on the tables with a huge group of random people. We spent a hour or so trying to walk around the valley backwards. it was a dumb but very entertaining game. We decided to go back to J's got the most boring taxi driver in the world, Had to stop for a while because s was convinced he could run up a pole. (he couldnt). Things were going all well with me and S, Hes cute and he was all getting naked and im like WAIT i have to brush my teeth (like 15 times because i have a weird thing with it), and by the time i came back he was passed out. GAY! I couldnt sleep coz i was buzzed and i wanted to stay out so i got stoned and lay there waiting for J&P to get back. they didnt until 7 and i lay with them and got more stoned.
Parklife:
Getting stoned made things very difficult to get ready for parklife. I wore this FLURO purple mini dress, a fluro orange and yellow head band, and a necklace that had a tooth and bunch of pokemon on it, and my AWESOME ray ban sunglasses. I got the fright of my life waking up to S's face next to me saying my name repetitively but very creepily. J was in a FOUL mood when she woke up. I took a .. "batman" and they took some acid. We were so late, it was like 12 before we left. We went to the city first so J could buy a headband. Shopping is very difficult when your out of your head. I brought a slushie and lost them and got stuck on the elevator for a while because i forgot what i was meant to do there. the hardest thing in the world at that point was stepping off it.
When we got to parklife we went into the bush to "hide" what... might make us suspect if the sniffer dogs were around, I saw a girl passed out in the bush and no one was helping her. She was covered in cuts and scrapes and i suspect she fell over and hit her head. So we had to help her and it took ages to get any help. friends shouldnt leave friends like that. ever. strangers shouldnt leave strangers like that. Ran around for ages, took another ..ATM. Found my friend Jake, ran to a stage but got stuck in a river of people trying to push through this alley, this guy knocked into me and spilled his drink on me and for some reason i punched him in the face and gave him a blood nose, and then i just BAILED and danced for ages with some girl dressed as a pirate. We went and saw... someone and was dancing for ages and doing spins and stuff. I went back to sit with my friends under a tree and they lined up to get water, J starting to have a bad trip from the line and was just awful, and i was so messy I met a girl named Julie who i fell in love with and completely ditched my friends and everyone i was there with to spend the rest of parklife with her. I rang t* to say i didnt hate him anymore because i could hear the disco song, that i LOVED him and that he could earn the high five back if he sent me a text about alarm clocks. it read "I'm not in the mood. I've found out that my friends got a rare disease called elkranduckitis apparantly the only cure is....." "NOTHING!" "just kidding, the cure comes once a week. He has to watch the clock on Saturdays and when the alarm sounds (at about 11:30pm) he breaks out into MonoDance and sweats the disease away. hundreds of others support him in the act. WILL YOU RISE TO THE CHALLENGE? go dance." Took 1 or 2 more.. bat.. ATMs (you know) and went CRAZY with this Julie girl, we danced for hours. JUSTICE WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME. my phone died. it probaly had something to do with the hundred or so text messages i sent. J went nuts because she wanted to see me so me and julie ran to a corner, sat, and i wrote all the important numbers on my leg with eyeliner. but i forgot T*s. Then we ran and ran and ran to where j was. (in a corner curled up in a ball) She started yelling about how she lost money so i gave her $50 and we trecked into the valley. I'm not really sure how we got there, I just know at some point I fell over because i have a massive purple bruise on my ass, and that a big majority of people kept yelling "run forrest". Took some more.. blargh and me and Jules went to the MONO, i ran up to T* and jumped on him, he kept going no no no no the glass! but i just grabbed his face and kept kissing him for ages and then we left and went to the family were my friends were. Everywhere i went I saw someone I knew and i hugged them and made out with everyone, even my friend the security guard at mono (who has previously pinned me against a wall twisting my arm). Family was so... strobe light-ey I met bec and we went into a toilet cubicle and she gave me some .. and by this point i had by far overdone it, i was tripping so badly, I thought that the floor was made out of blue space capsules that were going to suck me through if i wasnt careful. Bec freaked me out because she was standing on top of the wall hugging it and taking pictures. Came out and J was in the family, and she goes come here and dragged me to a cubicle and gave me some RUSH. I danced for hours and hours and hours. Jules left, somehow i lost everyone. me and charee went outside to the smoking section and realised that we lost everyone and had no way to get home. i was just chain smoking and a boy behind me yelled my name and it was the guy who stole my number at the beat! He is great, he got my phone working long enough to get T*'s number and we sat and talked for ages and ages and the family overlooks the monastry courtyard, I saw T* come outside and i was yelling TIM WILL YOU TAKE ME HOME and he says sure, i yelled THIS IS THE GUY WHO STOLE MY NUMBER AT THE BEAT! how embarassing for the guy.
So after we get kicked out of family Ryan (stealing number guy) comes sits with me and Char waiting for T*, He looked at me and said that my pupils were the biggest he had ever seen anyones. he said he has never seen the black wipe out the colour. we went down to the shop and he brought me a slushy, which i lost somehow. T* came out to hug me and say "oh my god why did you wear a dress! you know your messy".bitch. So he took us home, and Ria and we had to stop at the bakery on the way home so Ria could get food, so me and char got out of the car and started running around doing the jane fonda workout and yelling woop woop wooop. ON THE HIGHWAY. it was so bad driving back, everytime i closed my eyes i could see some crazy scene. like a million basketballs bouncing up and down. and a cat in a basket, and a tiny boy running towards me and stealing my sunglasses (im convinced thats how i lost them). T* took us to make out mountain and i fell down the hill. and fell over like 4 times trying to get back up. I cried when he took us home because i didnt give him a good enough pep talk to take us to mount mee. I cried when i got home because my brother STILL hadnt fixed my car. I had way way too much. 7 lollies, a bottle of straight vodka, roughly 40 ciggerettes, and rush.
JAMIE T & the pace makers:
I brought J and I tickets to Jamie T's concert as part of her birthday present. It took me something like 3 hours to drive to Annerly because i was so scattered. I have a thing about driving in straight lines when im like that. I accidently drove to work at strathpine and then to Northern suburbs. I had to buy dog food before i left, it took me hours, I nicked my brothers key card and got out money and brought dog food and energy drinks. When i got to J's i got ready and started going on about how i though the bottle of Tequila I had tasted like water. So i drank all of the 3/4 that was left, in about 2 hours. straight. having had no sleep or food since the Thursday. I got in the car and realised i had no ciggerettes or water left, panicked and threw up all over j's car. AWFUL. She had to stop at a petrol station so i could continue throwing up in the bathroom. Someone knocked on the door and i started screaming abuse at them. the whole time i was thinking about how shit i was for throwing up all over my friends car on the night that was meant to be my birthday present for her. We got to the Zoo, after i ran across the road and had a huge stack and cained my knee, hours after it was meant to start, he was half way through his show and i had to go to the toilet and keep throwing up. every time someone knocked on the door i would scream at them, I was finally ready to go back out thank god no one i had yelled at was still in the bathroom and went back to find j but for some reason found S! i was so upset with myself i didnt say hi to him snobbed his hug, ducked and curled up in a ball on the packed out dance floor yelling dont smell me! somehow i managed to get up, was trying to enjoy jamie T coz it was so god damn awesome but i was so sick. i kept swaying and staggering and the people behind me were holding me up.
I had promised J that we would go to the beat after jamie T but all i could dream about was curling up in a ball and passing out on her back seat. S found me and I apologised and then for some reason i sprinted away from him. I'm just not a very good thrower upper. i passed out on some bench in the valley while j went to get a chicken burger and then i begged for her to take me home because i was so sick. I felt like fucking shit. I plan to make up for it though by taking her to UBER on wednesday night and driving and what not.
I cant beleive i pretty much missed Jamie T.
I suck.
T* just came over and i tripped over a pot plant and fell down the stairs in the dark.
