This morning I caught a glimpse of my reflection and thought to myself "You fucking jezabel.". I don't actually know what Jezebel means but my interpretation of it means a made-up whore. Why am I offending myself?
I decided I hate this blog.
I think I might delete it.
I wish I could get these thoughts out of my head:
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Spending all day slowly eating a lettuce.
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How much I hate walking in my shoes.
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That time I accidentally ate a semi-defrosted mushroom.
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I hope my new job will give me a value of self-worth.
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Getting my wisdom teeth pulled out.
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Dramatic reading of a real break up letter.
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