It feels like there is someone bashing my face in with a sledge hammer.
Fuck you, wisdom teeth.
I went to see the new Rolling Stones movie last week and went to dinner with Dad. I got this spinach and pumpkin lasagne that was the best tasting thing in the WORLD. I dropped about ¼ of it on the table though. Classic. I enjoyed the movie, somehow, one day, I will dance better then Mick Jagger. When I got home, I watched ‘Carrie’ with Zap. Man Sissy Spacek was incredibly unattractive when she was young. I was all like “lets stay up all night and watch movies WOOOOO” and passed out from drunkness a minute into the second movie.
I was all about staying home by myself and feeling sick on Friday night, but we went to go see JR after work and got ice cream. Love potion makes everything better so I went to the party with Zap, Geo and Saz. It was really cliquey but I had a great time boozing with our group. Nearly everyone there mistook me for someone named Clare Brown. Whalley had all these cool things in his house like bacon band aids and tic tac flavoured cigarettes. I made friends with some boys there but ended up having an argument with some total fuckwit. He called me an Engineer, said that he hates engineers, and stood in front of me to block me out of the conversation. I said something that completely shut him down, but I don’t remember what it was, all I know is, I’m awesome. Saz is great fun. Somehow, somewhere Zap managed to get messy messy drunk and we all decided to leave. But not before Burney showed up and I pounced on him telling him how great he is, great job. Zap is an idiot and decided to cook pies when we got home, and I told him not to because he would fall asleep and they were in the oven. He passed out mid-cook and woke up at 4 in the morning to find the charred remains and stinky kitchen. He woke me up to tell me to which i replied something to the effect of “I hope you fucking die” sorry, you delightful idiot. L The next night the charred remains were still in the oven so I pegged them at him, but he dodged them and threw them back at me, and it hit me in the face. I lose.
I went to lunch with Tobes and Andrew on Saturday. We went to the store to buy some FLANNO’s and Me and Tobes worked out what that little pocket out the front of boys underwear was for, he decided he wanted to buy a pair but wouldn’t because it was too embarrassing to buy a single pair. This is funny if you know Tobes. I went home to use the internet, and it resulted in mother being angry with me. I left and went to B’s frustrated. She started cutting my hair, and then her mum took over and was like oh its just a big MATTED knot, anyway, now its pretty short, the end. B had shit hot red lipstick, I want some.
After stupid car trip fail, we got to Thriller. I bumped into Jim on the way. Boo! Tobes kept hassling me to get there “I’m a fucking statue dissolving acid in my ears”. It is arse balls being sober at clubs. That soon changed after we got ridiculously cheap lollies. These girls I had chased down a street yelling STELLAR were there and recognised me. Fail. Hams dances like a CHAMP. Jordan gave us free drink vouchers and I was high and thought it was the best thing that had ever happened. The club got evacuated. BOO. Zap ‘scammed some sketchy bitches’. We got a cab home with some crook that Chaz KNEW. Fail.
Wallowed around with everyone who stayed on my bed for a while. Jake got naked. We lay upside down playing guitar hero for hours. Didn’t do very well. I was the last one awake, it was cold. Watched many the movie with Zap, baked under blankets and wasted the day.
I’m no longer afraid of the wisdom teeth thing. I doubt it could be much worse then how it feels now.
