Apparently the new trend with lollies is putting them up your butt. There is no dignity in that. My friend was doing it at Vfest. He's like K, I'm going to the toilet to drop. It really shocked me.
I came to work this morning to realise I had left the boardroom filled with beer bottles and forgotten to send the mail. They interviewing my replacement from now. I hope they get someone better.
I feel like shit, I am a fucking failure.
