I think that certain foods can change your view on someone. For example, if I see a person eating an ice cream, they are instantly more approachable, likable and seemingly pleasant. You can ALWAYS trust a person that enjoys ice cream. But what about the projected impression of a person eating KFC? The answer to this: not sexy. Since I was feeling a little indulgent yesterday, I got a "KFC ultimate burger meal". There are certain measures one can go to, to become as least sexy as possible, simply include the following factors:
you are the only one eating
there are at least 4 people standing around in a semi circle watching you,
optimum conditions is having dead quiet and nothing else going on (an office = perfect environment)
There is a bit of unnoticed sauce in the corner of your mouth, just for good measure
Now, the worst thing to happen from here is for something hilarious to be said mid-chew, like (in response to something) "that really gets my goat" so now you are laughing, choking and crying at the same time, perfect.
